Tringa solitaria ([info]ferdwad) wrote,
  • Mood: complacent
  • Music: Magdalena—A Perfect Circle

‘‘Maybe I’ll find France another day.’’

Things currently in my life which I quite enjoy:

-$1-a-box pierogies!
-Güerito peppers in massive abundance
-My sex life emerging from its period of hibernation
-SPYWARE! Oh hell yes. :) (Smell the sarcasm?)
-Quoting Salad Fingers ad nauseum
-Mustachios
-The fact that Mike’s chest hair forms the shape of an acoustic guitar
-Non-alcoholic ginger beer
-Long walks and lots of rambling with FRIENDS! (wtf, I actually have those now? Still stuck on that one.)
-Did I mention güerito peppers? *feverishly guards her stash*
-The moon being a half-full gigantic crescent...thing in the sky
-Not Halle Berry :[
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[info]reinhold_messen

July 26 2005, 05:00:21 UTC 6 years ago

-My sex life emerging from its period of hibernation

HAS SOMEONEBEEN GETTING LUCKY LATELY? ;D ;D ;D?

[info]nerdork

July 26 2005, 05:19:07 UTC 6 years ago

I don't get the term "sex life." I mean, I spend a lot more time eating than getting laid, but no one talks about their "food life." Or their "sleep life."

[info]ferdwad

July 26 2005, 05:47:35 UTC 6 years ago

Well maybe it’s time that we start.

So how’s your food/sleep/tee vee/fart life been, lesbo?

[info]nerdork

July 26 2005, 05:51:29 UTC 6 years ago

Food life: Good, minus the lack of pierogies.
Sleep life: Insomniacish as usual.
Tee Vee life: This makes up about 70% of the content of my eljay entries when I'm on vacation from school. XD
Fart life: I actually can't recall the last time I farted. This is odd. Maybe the bulk of my fartness occurs when I am sleeping?

How's YOUR food/sleep/tee vee/fart life, lesbo?

[info]ferdwad

July 26 2005, 06:27:05 UTC 6 years ago

Food Life: Full of güeritos. Right now I am dipping my spoon into the liquid the peppers were in and then licking it.
Sleep life: I had managed to keep it on track, but now it is slooowly slipping again. Oops. Mike is coming over early tomorrow so perhaps I should try to get some sleep soon, being that it is now 2:25 in the morning.
Tee Vee life: I’ve been watching a lot of Stella and Rescue Me. Oh, and lame b-side movies.
Fart life: I fart on Mike’s lap a lot. He claims not to have any sense of smell so I fart more than usual when he’s around. Sexy, huh?


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